goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
“Say no more”

Flip a bitch

When you need to make a u turn in a hurry

You missed the turn off, you’re gonna need to flip a bitch Suzan.