bes

Ebonics for "best".

Y'all bes get yo ass out there and hustle some rocks and gets me some franklins.

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bung

A round, tapered piece of cork or wood used to cap wine barrels. Inserted into the bunghole in which the barrel is filled. In recent years, the word now refers to any object inserted into the anus, i.e. buttplug.

My bung had splinters and I tore up my asshole.

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dingle

A tiny amount of excrement sometimes clinging to the anus in a round ball or dingleberry.

Y'all bess wash yo dingley ass. You got shit caked all up in yo dingletuft.

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check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

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muhfugga

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.

They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.

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R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

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k

The 11th letter of the alphabet.
Fourth letter of the F bomb.
Prefix for kilo which equals 1000
People too lazy to spell "OK" use this letter instead.
A strikeout in baseball.
-.- in morse code.
Symbol for potassium in the periodic table of the elements.

If you see K, tell her I want some.

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