muhfugga

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.

They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.

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Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

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dingle

A tiny amount of excrement sometimes clinging to the anus in a round ball or dingleberry.

Y'all bess wash yo dingley ass. You got shit caked all up in yo dingletuft.

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R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

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k

The 11th letter of the alphabet.
Fourth letter of the F bomb.
Prefix for kilo which equals 1000
People too lazy to spell "OK" use this letter instead.
A strikeout in baseball.
-.- in morse code.
Symbol for potassium in the periodic table of the elements.

If you see K, tell her I want some.

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nea

A more politically acceptable name for nigga. See nea plz.

Dat be da ril s#!t dere nea.

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bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

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