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When your girl shits across the whole length of your cock and then puts the end in her mouth, causing jizz to squirt out into her mouth, representing the delicious dessert treat known as an eclair. Just put your mouth on the end of an open-ended eclair and succ as hard as you can, and you'll get the comparison. The "eclair" is considered to be "given" to the male from the female, and if it's two gay guys, it's toward the one who got the shit on their dick.
Gary: James! What's that brown and white mess over there on your bed?
James: Oh, that. That was from last night. Jenny was over, and she totally gave me an eclair!
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This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.
this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
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Prounounced you-ee. A U-turn, which, in driving, means a turn that looks like this:
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\ _ /
Kid: Dad, McDonald's is over there!
Dad: Whoops, I took the wrong turn. All I need to do is flip a uie.
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(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
the pantheon of music creation. it is where all of the world's greatest musicians rejoice and spread their creations throughout the land.
Nerevar_X: hey, i just uploaded my song to soundcloud.
PadreYoku: cool. let me check it out.
PadreYoku: *gets an eargasm*
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Slang term for a girls chest. Used in cringy middle schools such as Hurley Middle School and others.
Origin:
Cam: *touches bobs*
Kayla: "Ouch!"
Cam: "Oops, I thought that was your elbow." ;)
Tom: "Hey James!"
James: "Oh hey Tom, did you see that girl? She fine"
Tom: "That girl got some fyneeeeee elbows, all i gotta say."
James: "daaaammmmnnnnn... she does."
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