shandy drinking wendy

A great big girl's blouse. The proper title for a complete wendy. Something that can only be experienced when you've actually met an example of a shandy drinking wendy. Note: you don't have to drink shandy to be a shandy drinking wendy, it's a way of life.

In a bar: "Can I have a milk, I've got to be home by 10 to phone Mummy and prepare for next week's lectures."
"You shandy drinking wendy" in tone of massive disgust

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fry your dyke

From: when a crazy stalker dyke follows you around for an excessive period of time, eventually the pressure becomes all too much, you give in and let her sleep chained to your radiator. If you weren't paying attention, you might turn up the heating too high, therefore frying your dyke. Basically, you just have to relax about the bondage dyke in your living room, move on and chill.

"Don't fry your dyke man, I didn't know she was your mum"

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