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A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009

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