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UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.
Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
A subpar Jatt clan from Punjab, India. They beef the Maan clan who are their main opps
Gill: I saw the Johals yesterday
Maan: Don't mention no penchod Johals to me cos that's beef from wayyyy back
UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)
Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?
Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit
A Sikh man who wears a turban (as their main identity) and keeps unshorn hair
PS: " A SARDAAR" and" A SINGH" are synonymous
Person 1: Is he a Singh?
Person 2: No man, where's his turban? A Singh always wears some sort of turban and keeps uncut hair!
A Sikh man who normally wears a turban (either a pagg or patka) and keeps unshorn hair
PS: " A SARDAR", " A SARDARJI" and" A SINGH" are all synonymous
Person 1: Can you be a Sardaar with cut hair?
Person 2: Nahh bro, you gotta keep uncut hair and tie a turban to be called a SARDAAR JI
A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA "Car Bar")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!