Uncle Zak

Noun: a person who betrays his peers for the approval of older people or relatives

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.

That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.

Pulling a Keith

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.

Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.

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Spaccurate

When someone is extremely specific and accurate.

You can't dip cornbread in things because it just crumbles. It's like when you go to use the butter, but it was last used for toast and the person didn't get enough butter the first time so they went back for more, and now there's all those unappealing crumbs staring at you. That's what you do to yourself when you dip cornbread.

Ok, that's spaccurate.