Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.

Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?

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candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".

"Mommy is a candlehead."

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cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

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goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

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mexidus

The outflux of illegal immigrants back to Mexico because of INS raids, intolerance, and a bad economy.

"Well I guess there must have been a Mexidus because my landscpaping crews didn't show up this week."

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H-Town

Houston, Texas. A well known slang alias for Houston originating in the mid 1990's from an unknown source and widely used by the lower classes, gangbangers, drug traffickers, youths, etc.

Chamillionaire is from H-Town. Patrick Swayze is from H-Town. H-Town is hot as a bitch in August yo!

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thuggatroll

A common variety of internet chat room bully. These individuals scan the internet boards for any tasty argument that they can inject themselves into and further convolute the issue.

Hey did you read what that thuggatroll was putting on the boards yesterday? Yeah, he got us all fighting with each other.