Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

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jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

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ridiculity

The state ridiculous, or the state of rediculousness. When there is a general feeling of ridiculous nonsense about.

This bullshit just reeks of ridiculity. Ridiculity abound! This whole system is pure ridiculity.

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see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.

'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'

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Obama-rama

The stratospheric level of enthusiasm lended by crowds in attendance of US Presidential Candidate Barack Hussein Obama. The orgasmic reactions by Women at a political rally hosted by Barack Hussein Obama.

Did you see those Women faint at the mere sight of Obama, it was like an Obama-rama. 'So you votin for Obama-rama or the Manchurian Candidate McCain?'

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Choge

Nickname bestowed upon a mythical Rugby player in Texas during the early 90's. Known for his knack of heckling players both on and of the field, was banned from the Texas Rugby Union for life in 1995.

Hey Choge, do you want to play Rugby or conduct a fuckin' circus over there, now put down the beer, quit smokin that joint, and stop grabbin Suzie's ass!

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fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.