candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".

"Mommy is a candlehead."

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Corporate Spider

The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.

Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?

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jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

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thuggatroll

A common variety of internet chat room bully. These individuals scan the internet boards for any tasty argument that they can inject themselves into and further convolute the issue.

Hey did you read what that thuggatroll was putting on the boards yesterday? Yeah, he got us all fighting with each other.

Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

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ridiculity

The state ridiculous, or the state of rediculousness. When there is a general feeling of ridiculous nonsense about.

This bullshit just reeks of ridiculity. Ridiculity abound! This whole system is pure ridiculity.

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H-Town

Houston, Texas. A well known slang alias for Houston originating in the mid 1990's from an unknown source and widely used by the lower classes, gangbangers, drug traffickers, youths, etc.

Chamillionaire is from H-Town. Patrick Swayze is from H-Town. H-Town is hot as a bitch in August yo!

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