candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".

"Mommy is a candlehead."

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Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

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ridiculity

The state ridiculous, or the state of rediculousness. When there is a general feeling of ridiculous nonsense about.

This bullshit just reeks of ridiculity. Ridiculity abound! This whole system is pure ridiculity.

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thuggatroll

A common variety of internet chat room bully. These individuals scan the internet boards for any tasty argument that they can inject themselves into and further convolute the issue.

Hey did you read what that thuggatroll was putting on the boards yesterday? Yeah, he got us all fighting with each other.

jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

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cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

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goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

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