cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

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goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

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mexidus

The outflux of illegal immigrants back to Mexico because of INS raids, intolerance, and a bad economy.

"Well I guess there must have been a Mexidus because my landscpaping crews didn't show up this week."

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Obama-rama

The stratospheric level of enthusiasm lended by crowds in attendance of US Presidential Candidate Barack Hussein Obama. The orgasmic reactions by Women at a political rally hosted by Barack Hussein Obama.

Did you see those Women faint at the mere sight of Obama, it was like an Obama-rama. 'So you votin for Obama-rama or the Manchurian Candidate McCain?'

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see-through house

unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.

'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'

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fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.

Choge

Nickname bestowed upon a mythical Rugby player in Texas during the early 90's. Known for his knack of heckling players both on and of the field, was banned from the Texas Rugby Union for life in 1995.

Hey Choge, do you want to play Rugby or conduct a fuckin' circus over there, now put down the beer, quit smokin that joint, and stop grabbin Suzie's ass!

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