Bork

The sound a fluffer pupper makes. Different from a Swedish fluffer pupper, which goes bjork.

“Bork” said the pupper

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Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

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go commit abiotic

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

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Leningrad

The true name for Saint Petersburg

True Soviets know the name is Leningrad

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Anal With The Homies

It's ok as long as you say No Homo

Bro you're so good at making me cum
thanks bro
no homo tho right?
no homo

Anal with the homies

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Allu Akbar

1. What Edgy white boys say in malls and planes

2. What extremist muslims say to get 13 different pussies

Kevin: ALLU AKBAR

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You’re Mom

Used to refer to someone’s mom

Dave - You’re mom

Mom - Yes I am