And I Oop

Something annoying white girls cant stop saying in my class

*something happens*
Sally Whiteson: “ANd I Oop.”
Everyone else: “Fuck off you normie.”

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Antonio Clown

When you rape a woman, get cut by two nfl teams, act like a clown on and off the field.

*circus music plays*
“OH THE CIRCUS IS COMING.”

*Antonio brown comes out of the mist*
“Ah shit it’s Antonio clown.”

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The Hiroshima

When you take a shit so large the people from the outside can smell it. It usually occurs when you eat some spicy Indian food or maybe spicy Mexican food. But the easiest way to get a Hiroshima is to take a bunch of laxatives and glue your ass together

Carl: “Dude don’t go in there, Stephan just took the Hiroshima.”
Dude: “I can smell it from here. We need radioactive suits to clean it up.”

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Refball

Where the referees get paid money and get their dick sucked by the coaches to call shitty ass calls.

That cowboys vs saints game was complete refball. Sean Payton must be sucking the ref’s dick again.

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