when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis
"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"
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when a gay friends invites only boys to a party and no women
guys help taj is having a sausage fest
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The place where Kanye West takes a Kanye Rest so that he can be the Kanye Best and have a Kanye Fest!
"Oh is that a Kanye Nest?"
"that sure is!"
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