KKK

Stands for Kool Kid Klub for all the Koolest kids out there.

Guy 1: You wanna join the KKK
Guy 2: What the Ku Klux Klan?
Guy 1: No dipshit the Kool Kid Klub

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My loving family

A typical phrase used by a parent that wants to break out bad news ABOUT the family.

My loving family, I just wanted to say that, um, I'm leaving the family to join my ex-girlfriend's family.

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XD

An emoticon used by 4th graders trying to be funny. It can also be spelled as "ecks dee", and again, only little kids who discovered comedy like 2 weeks prior will find it funny. This emoticon is also a one-way ticket to being bullied relentlessly if used in the wrong place, such as a discord chat.

Little kid: "Haha XD lmao XD XD XD"
Other little kid: "XD XD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"
Literally everyone else: "Kys kid"

cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

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Donald Trump Syndrome

A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome

Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.

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