Giraffino

A giraffe which has a short SEXY moustache who is Jewish and chubby can often be found on the outskirts of your local GUN shop sometimes can be identified as a giraffnia by mistake

Jonny: hey is that a .... you know...
Robert: a.. giraffino...

DUN DUN DUUNNNNN
Carl: oh dang boys we gotta get outta here

Amber: wait isn’t he friends with that like penguino guy you know the one with the sombrero hat in the Ford Fiesta

The rest: we know now shut the FUCK up idiot

Señor Frogs

The act of rubbing one's ball sack across another's back.

Josh hopped on Alec while he was laying down, and gave him the ol' Señor Frogs.

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