harshad

The key element used in creating a highly capable sound-based weapon of mass destruction called YAP, which can shatter anything except pygmies in a 1000 mile radius, and thus cause widespread destruction. This device has also been known to wake up people and especially long-haired ones, from sound slumber, only to kill them the next picosecond. The device runs on a special kind of fuel called Tubbington's IPBM fuel.

"You saw that? That harshad just decimated the city of Shanghai...........and Tokyo..............and Honululu...............and Rangoon."

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