yood

1) To be too lazy to even think about doing things that would actually help you, not others or the community. To be yood is to be a frowned-upon by others that acually move their body once a year, you lazy bum!! Go eat a chicken sandwich! oh wait! that right! you cant cause youre too YOOD to even go make it!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Come on, you yood. I don't want to be in the back of the line for hotdogs!

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VagPag

1. v. To pull out the contents of a female cliterice and consume.

2. n. The act of nurishing oneself with the contents of a vagina.

3. adj. Bloody and messy.

4. adv. To do so while being horny for the consumption of a vagina's innards.

Yo, holmez, im so tired from last night: I was up all night VagPag-ing Nikki.

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fardunkle

1) a horde of chickens fighting over the bologna sandwich of the new millennium, but it's bad bologna, and one of the chickens is to be frozen later.

"dude, i'm goin to a fardunkle later...you in?"

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snaoghe

A fat lizard who is extremely concerned with his/her relationship status

DUDE! I need an answer from Shelly. Is she going to marry me or not?! I'm turning into a snaoghe!

Dispatcherator

A killing machine that will not stop until its prey is killed. Many have thought that they were Dispatcherators, but it turns out that they were just regular killing machines that just got bored.

holy crap, run dude its Doctor Whinopeum! HE'S A DISPATCHERATOR!

goofpooball

1. A hairy planet-sized gelatinous ball of poo which was spit out by a black hole after it had previously elgulfed an inlarged taco imported from northeastern Russia.

2. A harsh insult used to describe someone who barfs up hairy poo-balls daily. Sassquaches are known for doing this, so it's pretty much like calling someone a sassquache.

3. A house-hold cleaning devise used during World War I to defeat the evil encroaching German scum.

Goofpooball is commonly misspelled as the followig:

1.goufpubill
2.gooph poo balle
3.gooses eat poo balls
4.whats a goofpooball?
5.that was spellled right.
6.oh.
7.llaboopfoog

1. A LARGE GOOFPOOBALL WAS JUST SPOTTED NEAR JUPITER!

2. Come on, you goofpooball, i don't want to be last in line for hot dogs!

3. Fire the goofpooball at those germans!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!

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Llama Palooza

A hord of llamas all eating the same cheese sandwich in a room filled with local whores strapped up to a giant hemeroid on some guy's butt. The hemeroid should have puss spewing out of it for the ritual to be a sucess.

yeah me and tim are going to a llama palooza later. you in?

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