Taco Bell

Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.

Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...

Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.

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Cutie clean-out

To eat a 6 to 8 Cuties (sometimes called clementines or mandarin oranges) for the laxative effects

I am constipated and taco bell did not work. I think I will try a Cutie clean-out

island dump

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.

Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.