Nobody

A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.

Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody

Gaylord

Lord of the gays

Sir, tell this gaylord to get out my seat! *gets relocated*

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