Pigeon

When a woman sits on a stool with a man either side of them, one with their penis in the vagina and one with their penis in the bum, all flapping their arms like wings.

Me: hey babe you wanna do the pigeon

Babe: stop calling me, i broke up with you two years ago

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mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

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