Facebook Date

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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.

Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!

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