Royal Checkmate

A Checkmate made by only using a queen and a king in chess

He beat me by royal checkmate

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onosecond

noun
Pronunciaciation: Ounousecond
Origin: "Oh no" + "Second"
The second after you make a huge And embarassing mistake where ur only reaction is "oh no"

Person: "Hey siri, text my gf fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night"
Siri: Sending: "fuck me tomorrow my parents will be out that night" to your mother
--onosecond occurs here--

stfuoeikyrniydltmrn

Acronym for shut the fuck up or else Ill kill you run if you don't listen to me rn

Guy 1: *Confused Screeming* *Confused screeming intensifies 1 decibel per miliseccond*
Guy 2: stfuoeikyrniydltmrn bro I'm watching TV

Lotus Focus

Pronunciation: Lotus Focus
Origin: The Wii Fit Series
Minigame on Wii Fit about sitting on your balance board and focusing on the candle, there is nothing but the candle... Until Suddenly...
*moves -1mm*
Candle: Moves
Game: CUT *Flashbangs*

Alternative names for Lotus Focus:
Lotus Focus (America)
Zazen (Europe)
坐禅 (Japan)

Urban dictionary

A site where your only goal is to not find a definition thats actually a joke

Urban Dictionary is stupid

Urban dictionary

This site fricker

Person 1:What does jk mean?
Person 2:idk search it on Urban Dictionary

Netflix and Chill

Verb
Origin: Unknown
Pronunciation: Netfleex and Cheek
The action of Fucking With Netflix in the background

Netflix and chill