alouani

A cosmic entity in north African folklore, capable of moving faster than light, has every colour of the rainbow, yet appears black. It is feared across the land as it makes those who come across it prone to lame humour and low wits. It lives in nature and represents it. It also has an affinity for physics.

A: I think alouani is onto us.
B: quick, go to the front and pretend you're laughing at his shitty jokes.

Hmida

A topological modeling of matter, although physically incoherent. Also known as "buttocks density" or "dummy-thiccness". It refers to a state of matter in which the time space continuum topologically collapses into a singularity point, making all things known in the universe (e.g. light, your gaze, your attention, your happiness and your mental stability) be sucked into it in an instant. Although some theorise that the existence of such phenomenons, if true, is exclusive to black hole, the SIP0 scientists have demonstrated its pseudo-existence below a certain man's back, which it was named after (a.k.a. the pink hole).
The science behind it is still ambiguous to this day, as it seems to contradict the discreet nature of matter and the conservation of energy. A physical interpretation is still in the works.
Staring at a himda can produce a unique effect, described as the emission of pink heart and yellow sparks, as reported by lilac, which is believed to be of electromagnetic nature.

Hmida rass lmida ghbrat lih lmsi3ida?

Ça passe 🤡

An idiomatic expression derived from the french "ça passe", literally translating to "it passes", used to imply both a lack of rigor and an attempt to save face. First coined by l3mdawi in 1999 in an attempt to prove (ambiguously) a few topological properties of convexity. It has been largely used afterwards as a way to dismiss any further interrogations, and in some cases as a means of gaslighting people into believing the triviality of non-trivial aspects of maths.
The expression gained a lot of popularity in 2022 due to the rise of the "fuck it, we ball" mouvement (ball in both the senses of the football world cup and the balls it takes to bully l3mdawi right back), as the second coming of the stars (SCotS™) has been using it profusely in an attempt to lighten up the gnawing, harrowing darkness plaguing the atmosphere, and to put an end to the misuse of the phrase in pseudo-dectatorial contexts. In other words, they gave him what he asked for when he said "on attaque".
The phrase can also be interpreted in certain contexts as a satirical, snarky comment on the political and economical state of the world, and how fleeing the country is always a good idea.

"Okey okey okey. Ça m'étonne, mais ça passe 🤡"
(GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MAKE IT MAKE SENSE?????????????)