Foreskin

The thing the doctor stole from my penis

The doctor stole my foreskin

Gender fuckable

A sexy gender fluid person

Person 1: I’m gender fluid

Person 2: damn fellow human you ain’t gender fluid you’re gender fuckable

Bird

1. Government surveillance drone, BIRD is an acronym:

B-bionic

I-industrial

R-recording

D-device

2. Penis

1. Tim was being watched by the government through that bird.

2. My bird is longer than yours.

Uncultured swine

Someone who lives under a rock and doesn’t understand pop culture references

(1) Somebody who does not know who Shrek, Keanu Reeves, Elmo, Kermit, Danny DeVito, or Barney are.

(2) A person who has never seen The Bee Movie, any of the Shrek movies, Barney, Sponge Bob, The Muppets, Sesame Street, or The Office.

(3) A person who has never played MINECRAFT, Terraria, Roblox, Coolmathgames, or the Dino game

(4) Somebody who doesn’t get popular meme references.

Idiot: “who is Keanu Reeves? I’ve never heard of him.”
Me (an intellectual): “YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!”

2👍 1👎

Capitalism

Bad

Capitalism is horrible

5👍 10👎

Dionysus

The Greek god of alcohol, drugs, being drunk/high, insanity, theater, and trans people.

Also the least problematic of all the Greek gods

Dionysus is the best god

25👍 3👎

Communism

Good

Communism is great

2👍 4👎