Trumps

Variation of the British word, trotts

trotts (def) : diarrhea caused by food or drinks

Made famous by the shitshow of 45th US President Donald J. Trump. He made a laughingstock of America worldwide and his Presidential legacy is best defined by diarrhea; loose, gassy, wet, painful stools.

I can’t come in to work today, that gas station sushi gave me the Trumps.

I love ice cream but it messes up my stomach and I’m on the toilet all day with the Trumps.