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A woman who is so undeniably attractive, in hair, face, boobs, and ass, that men can't help but to jerk off to her pictures 4-5 times a day until their dick cannot do it anymore.
There's this girl on Instagram that's a total dickwrecker. Every time I see her photos it's go time. She's just that attractive.
A person who buys cars and pays millions to rappers to appear on stream, do absolutely nothing funny or interesting, and leave.
Bro did you watch the Adin Ross stream?
The one he got scammed by some flavor of the month rapper who did nothing to make him look cool?
Yeah man.
Oh wait, that's every one of his streams.
If your homies tell you this after reading your DMs, it means you ain't gonna be fucking her, chief.
Person 1: Ayo bro, check out my DMs, she responded
Person 2: *reads DMs, girl is CLEARLY not interested*
Person 1: just focus on yourself bro
The Dark Souls boss of highways. Traveling anywhere on it is equivalent to being a pirate during a tsunami.
Person 1: I have to drive on I-95 every day to get to work.
Person 2: Lmao that sucks dude
If you're the team completing it, it's the most badass thing ever. If you're the team victimized by it, it's the most embarrassing thing ever. It's the act of two sporting teams playing a seven game series in the playoffs of their league, one team wins 3 in a row, followed by the other team winning the final 4. The former team hides in their basement for months to come afterwards.
I watched the Kings reverse sweep the Sharks in the 2014 NHL playoffs.
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Quite possibly the worst joke of a franchise in NHL history today. They have the talent of a mediocre AHL team and their star players all request and instant trade upon seeing how bad things are.
I root for the Ottawa Senators. I promptly visit my therapist after the game ends.
You forgot this state existed until 2 minutes ago then decided to look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Delaware exists? Are you sure?