Floppy

A relict from an ancient technology to store bits on it.

Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.

Braindump

A programmer giving a merely unreflected quickshot to solve a more or less complex problem and leaving tons of questionmarks behind for the next programmer which should read and understand (and fix) the braindump.

- Who the fu.. wrote this braindump?!

- I guess this must be a braindump from John.
- Im unable to understand this braindump, its easier to write the whole thing again.