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Masturbate

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 5, 2017

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jiggi wit it

Term for sex

Hey, so you been getting jiggi wit it?

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

2👍 1👎


Matthew

Matthew is a boys name. Matthew is also a name in the bible. Matthew is usually a Blondie with tons of girlfriends every month, he's usually unreliable and is a total badass.

Matthew has too many girlfriends and breakups.
Girl:but he is sooo hot.
Dude! He's just a boy in jeans.
Girl: no, he's a back-stabber, badass, chick magnet.
True.
Girl: of course!

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

5👍 15👎