Rød Torkild

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

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Tune

A tall blond girl who smokes to much and looks stoned pretty much all the time. When there is homework, she suddenly dissapears and isn't heard of, until five days later when she comes back looking like she's keeping a dark secret. usually seen in a Adidas sweatshirt and a pair sneakers

Man1: hey, have you seen Amanda in the last couple of days, we were supposed to do a history assignment together?
Man2: i wouldn't count on it, she's a Tune