Milton Academy

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.

Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...

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