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mop the snail

a term comparing a woman’s sexual discharge being similar to the slime from a snail, thus mopping would insinuate a sexual partner absorbing said fluids through oral sexual methods

The sex with Chloe was, if nothing else, wildly messy. I definitely had to mop the snail after that one.

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022


ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.

Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go

by 99 Oreos January 6, 2022


electric factory

A person, place, or event that exhibits an extreme amount of excitement or intensity. Often used to describe sports highlights or athletes.

Greg was an absolute electric factory on the dance floor last night.

Did you see George Kittle’s touchdown celebration? The dude is an electric factory.

by 99 Oreos October 20, 2020

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creamulescent

an adjective used to describe something obtaining or possessing the qualities of cream. also can be used to describe a moment or person that elicits overwhelming sexual arousal

did you see Chloe at the dance last night? she looked creamulescent
just pulled up to taco bell and ordered the most creamulescent chalupa i've ever had

by 99 Oreos April 3, 2021


Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022


Birdie juice

A term used for alcohol consumed to celebrate shooting a birdie during a round of golf.

Nice birdie putt Brandon! That calls for a swig of the ol’ birdie juice.

The guys were shooting so well today that I threw up some of my birdie juice onto the cart path on the way to 17

by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021


Shopping Ting

a nickname for Leicester City attacking midfielder James Maddison, in reference to the caption from his Instagram post on September 6th, 2020.

left-footed cross from Barnes into the box... and IT'S SHOPPING TING WITH A HEADER INTO THE TOP LEFT CORNER!!!!!

shopping ting with the ball in the attacking third... manufactures a lovely pass to Vardy and HE SENDS IT INTO THE NET!!!!! 3-0

by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021