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A lesbian.
"See that girl over yonder, she is a gash guzzler."
10π 2π
A generally obese twat with a face like a badly bashed 1983 Mercedes. Often is the bane of most schoolyard jokes and rightly so for they are often those kind of fat bollock brains who think they're amusing-fat whereas they're just obese-fat. Originates from the north-west.
Not Chull #1: I see your mother was on Time Team last night.
Not Chull #2: Hod on a sec, deeks this rotund twat.
Not Chull #1: Haha check out the flab, the proper chull.
15π 13π
To point something out in amusing fashion. Originates from the north west of england.
Example 1:
Oh geoff, deeks that fuckin' mare ower theer.
(I say geoff, did your fantastic eyesight permit you to peruse over the visual delight of that nearby female stunner?)
Example 2:
Cumbrian #1: Fancy a ball and biscuit?
Cumbrian #2: Eh?
Cumbrian #1: (While whipping his bollocks out and laughing) DEEKS!
Cumbrian #2: Ahhh you fuckin twat!
Example 3:
Deeks him with the face.
65π 53π
If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.
"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."
"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005
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Pronounced "Two-ss" (like loose but with a t)
A person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of twattish proportions. ie, he's a divvy. Better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn't seem to have the same impact as something like "how in holy fuck did your mother shit you out you fat cunt".
Derived from the word "tuss" - Tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as fuck. Originated in a dalston secondary school in cumbria, england.
Example 1
Cumbrian #1: Is that daft lad wearing rockports?
Cumbrian #2: Aye, what a fuckin' tousse.
Example 2
Cumbrian #1: (Attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
Cumbrian #2: Deeks! (farts in #1's face while laughing)
Cumbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)...Tousse.
8π 5π
When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)
"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."
10π 1π