Lewis

Lewis is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.

Anyone: Who's Lewis
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Lewis

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