Food

Do you know what foodis? It's hot stuff that you put in your mouth. It smells good , you swallow it and you want more - Al bundy.

Serving a salad as the main course for dinner is not food.

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pen gun

A Pen gun is a firearm that resembles an ink pen. They're generally are of small caliber (e.g., .22 LR, .25 ACP, .32 ACP, .38-caliber and are single shot.

A pen gun is mightier than the sword gun.

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Honest opinion

An 'Honest opinion' is a statement to indicate that you are telling the truth about your own thoughts or feelings, especially if you think these will disappoint the person you are talking to.

Dad: "Hey son , do you what do you think about my old people music?

Son:'' Well , My Honest opinion is that think it's boring and snoreworthy ."

Dad:" .....You're grounded for a week."

Son:"Fuck"

Dad:"Make that two weeks"

Son:"GOD DAMNIT"

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