breed of sushi

A noun describing something that makes completely no sense what so ever

What is that, some breed of sushi??

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trashbags

An exclamation of disbelieve or disdain for a situation or a moment in time. Analogous to yelling "dang!", "garbage!", or "rats!" when a situation agitates.

"Trashbags! I forgot to hand in my Bio essay"

"Transh bags on a rod, Bill. Learn to clean up your chicken bones when you have KFC!"

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Oh heavenly days!

Synonymous with "Omigosh" or "Golly." Simply a more spicy way of saying it. This phrase is usually utilized by people susceptible to stupid high.

Elliot: "Oh heavenly days! There's no meat on my sandwich."
Sallybeth: "But you ordered a roll on a wrap..."

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fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

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stupid high

It is a state of mind where one can become under the influence of pure stupidity, without the use of a substance. It usually strikes without warning after 9 pm during sleepovers.

Nick: "Bill, I feel a stupid high coming..."
Bill: "Wait...what? Why in a valley would a sound 'muust etcho'?"
Nick: "I dunno but I adore deli wraps!"

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bbiahossdcomr

A commonly used abbreviation when chatting on any online instant messaging server for purposes of leaving a conversation and not intending on returning to it at a later time.

SasquatchX (9:14:15 PM): I'll bbiahossdcomr
HrdrBtrFstrStngr (9:15:01 PM): you mean you'll be back in an hour or so so don't count on my return
SasquatchX (9:15:58 PM): exactly
SasquatchX signed off at 9:30:32 PM.
SasquatchX is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

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lwealos

A commonly used abbreviation when chatting on any online instant messaging server for purposes of substituting your laughter when your mouth is chock full of food, specifically steak.

SasquatchX (9:14:15 AM): Dude, i so had a puzzelucination the other day.
HrdrBtrFstrStngr (9:15:01 AM): lwealos
SasquatchX (9:15:58 AM): whoa, what are you at dinner
SasquatchX (9:15:58 AM): you just said you're laughing while eating a load of steak...
HrdrBtrFstrStngr went away at 9:27:08 PM.
SasquatchX (9:30:12 AM): ok...
Auto Response from HrdrBtrFstrStngr (9:30:13 AM): I'm at dinner at Outback, txt me!

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