sphanger

A spherical cage

"Despite all my anger I am still just a rat in a sphanger."

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democrats

Democrats are a political party who enjoy doing exactly what their opponents, the Republicans, don't want, even if it is not a smart idea. For example, they enjoy being nice to terrorists. They also like to point out anything even minorly racist any Republican ever says. Democrats also find delight in raising people's taxes, for no reason at all. Also, the democrats are known to blame Bush for everything bad that happens in their lives.

* This is a list of traits of the typical democrats. However, there are many exceptions to this. there are many good people in the world who happen to be democrats. I know several, and they are great company. This article applies to people who are famous FOR being democrats (ex. Al Gore, Bill Clinton, etc...) IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE DEMOCRATS, such as the democrats from New Providence, and other small towns.

Famous Democrat: Hey, that's a nice lunch you have there, I hope you don't mind if I take half of it.
Person: Why?
Famous Democrat: Because it belongs to the Government, and not you.
Person: Look, I'm a democrat too, and am I asking for your lunch?
Famous Democrat: But I am a famous democrats.
Person: Look, I don' t mean to be rude, and I'm all for democracy, but can I eat my lunch in peace please?
Famous Democrat: You mean our lunch.

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Homo-Man

A person that is balantly homosexual.

Homo-Man is what all the kids in school call Justin Oplinger and he cries.

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Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

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Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

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sleeo

Sleeo is a group of blasphemous musical youngsters who spit in the face of God and all that is decent.

'Hey, you guys heading to the Sleeo show?'
'No man, those guys are just too evil for me'

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Arya-itis

1. Excessive preoccupation with, indulgence in, reliance on, or possession of the qualities of Arya.

2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.

I can't stop thinking about tall, dark-haired Persian men. Got that Arya-itis.

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