Turkey

A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.

Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!

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