trumpet

The most amazing, awesome, beautiful, bad-ass, breathtaking instrument ever to be obtained by us from the Gods themselves.
Those who possess the ability to produce a beastly sound from this sacred metal instrument shalt be forever known as demi-gods, and shall be worshiped by all others who do not possess such abilities. (especially string players)

Trumpet Player: 'I play the trumpet'.
String Player: 'omg i'm not worthy!' *bows*

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