Faxon

Some twink who don’t even tan his balls

Hey Faxon why yo nuts so pale?

Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

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The Alphabet

a: pure pain
b: pure joy (bingus)
c: end my suffering
d: dick
e: epic gamer fornight swag MLG moment
f: pay respects
g: homie, bro, one of the boys.
h: heil hitler
i: pure shock like i-
j: just jizzed myself
k: ok
L: lose
m: tasty yummy suck suck mmmmmmmmmm
n: n-word
o: surprised pikachu
p: i gotta pee
q: posh way of saying k
r: retard
s: sex
t: spill the tea
u: you
v: im a pure little virgin boy
w: win
x: x marks the spot or thats it or correct or bingo
y: why
z: ima go sleepy sleeps now bye

hey bro, what does j mean in the alphabet? i just jizzed myself.

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Kai

Technoblade stan who is most definitely a nerd.

ew its kai

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Kai

Some nerd who is probably a Technoblade stan.

That Kai over there is such a nerd

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Unhorny

when women are gross yuck

Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

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Tye

Synonym for cooked onion.

Damn, I sure wish I had some tyes in my enchilada

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