Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

TikTok

TikTok is an extremely popular short-form content app.
TikTok is an app where every breed of human all stay in one place. These people range from blatant racists and misogynists, people who steal memes and put their face on the bottom of the screen and people spreading obviously false information to scare and trick those who read it.
TikTok has lowered the attention span and IQ of those who use it as if it’s Ray Bradbury.
Pointless memes and trends have spawned from this accursed app. Some include ‘Rizz’ (which is somehow the word of the year in 2023), ‘Skibidi Toilet’ and ‘Fanum Tax.’
TikTok is a terrible app.
TikTok has also inspired the creation of apps that are much worse. Some examples include YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels.

Person 1 - Bro TikTok is so good!!
Person 2 - No it isn’t.