Ada

Sometimes mistaken for Asa, Ada is better in almost every way. He’s funnier, sexier, and isn’t ginger. Women flock to him. He is the living embodiment of a Chad and has a massive cock.

me: Yo Ada! what’s up?
asa: bro i’m Asa. but that Ada dude sounds really cool and sexy.
me: he is, you should kill yourself in shame
asa: i will! (kills himself)