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An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
A sex act. The man pours vodka over his penis, yells "For Mother Russia!" as he proceeds to ram into his partner's vagina.
"Hey, did you hear about what Comrade Jason did? He gave Comrade Jackie the Cock-da"