The Wiz

a chain of failed electronics stores

lest go to that abandoned "the wiz" at the mall

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gazoip

1. exclamation, used specifically when confounded by a
mixed sense of excitement and befuddlement, sometimes
with an added fear of the unknown.

2. onomatopoeia, the sound made when an exceedingly small
mammal breaks wind.

1. dave: hey buddy, come get in the automobile. me and the
guys have a super special suprise waiting for you
involving a llama, some tinsel, and a small
amount of silly putty. not gonna tell you where
though.

chaz: gazoip!!

2. bob: did i just hear a gazoip?

phill: thats just my pet shrew farting.

spekle

(1) Super hot, cool, and utterly amazing
(2) Special, in a strange voice

(1)/(2) Of course you're spekle!

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Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

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C.H.U.B.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

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benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

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thomased

scared, a loner, wanting something, but pushing it away when you get it

The man was getting older...and he was alone...and he didn't want to be anymore. So, he finally did something about it. And when he got it...he thomased.

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