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A word used solely to define the very edges of keyboard boredom. This word is not to be taken lightly. One can find this by typing keys from left to right on a standard QWERTY keyboard, alternating from top, to bottom, to middle.

Person 1: “I’ve typed literally every phrase of keyboard boredom possible.”
Person 2: “But have you typed qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp yet?”
Person 1 “Oh Heck I haven’t done that one yet.”

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vgcftbhyxdrnjuzsemkiawloqp

A word you typed up on your keyboard out of pure and sheer boredom, in the hopes that nobody will have defined it before you. Unfortunately, other bored people (notably me) found it before you.

Person 1: “I am hecking bored.”
Person 2: “Yeah- you should look up vgcftbhyxdrnjuzsemkiawloqp, I doubt anyone has ever looked that up before.”
Person 1: “Ok that’s a grand idea.”
Person 3 (walks out from a bush nearby): “Haha nope”

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www.Geetar.com

www.Geetar.com is an amazing website consisting of books and stuff... not guitars.

Miscellaneous Person: "Man, I can't wait to go home and look at www.Geetar.com! It's my favourite!"
You: "What is this 'Geetar.com?' It sounds a Amazing!"
Miscellaneous Person: "That's because it is! It is one of the best online book shops that there is!"
You: "Wait, it sells books? I though it would sell Geetars..."
Miscellaneous Person: "Nope."

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