Modern Warfare 2

See: SBMM, Trash ass maps, camper infested, and overpriced cosmetic bundles. Any criticism is typically brushed off as a "skill issue" by the same kid that camps in a corner with his shotgun.

Instead of them fixing what's wrong with Modern Warfare 2, they add Nicki Minaj and more bundles😒.

Puppy

Adorable 4 legged furry creature that will cure your loneliness and all of life's problems.

All puppies must be treated with compassion and a comfortable couch in the case of my puppy.

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Spider

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

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Tide pods

The thing even my 6 year old knows not to eat but not the damn millennials.

These kids are eating Tide Pods now what's next playing in traffic and praying you don't die.

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Flirt

To behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone.

Cash "Chloe gave me a nice shot of her boobs yesterday and today she gave me a look at her abs I think she's flirting with me?"

Doug "Then ask her out bruh"

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News

Illusions created by the corporate elite to suppress knowledge to the general public. The knowledge typically suppressed is the true effects of climate change, political corruption, the Vatican Archives, rigged elections, along with many other topics.

Tyrone "I can't wait to hear about the latest "unarmed black teen" shot by a white male officer today by the hate-mongering news."

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Thanos

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

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