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Squidward

One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"

by A Human Male August 5, 2018

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Senior mode

A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)

Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."

Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."

Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."

by A Human Male November 3, 2020


Fanfiction

Fiction about characters or settings from an original work of fiction, created by fans of that work rather than by its creator. Usually it is written smut by children with the intelligence of a baby rhinoceros. However there can be some very good fanfics out there that can be sometimes better then the original work.

Now that i think of it Urban Dictionary is essentially a funny fanfiction site.

by A Human Male July 26, 2018

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AR-15

The gun that gets a real bad rep because it is used in almost every mass shooting. Although in reality it is used because it is very common and plentiful in America. The fake news media typically portrays the AR-15 as the "Most deadliest gun ever made" or that it is a "Weapon of War" although in actuality it is a civilian version of the M4A1 that is the REAL weapon of war.

The media acts as if the AR-15 is the only gun in existence.

by A Human Male July 21, 2018

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