Canada

A country north of The United States of America.

Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.

Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"

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Doug DeMuro

A very popular car guy who reviews random and strange vehicles on youtube.

A position during a threesome which looks like you are checking the quirks and features of one another.

Guy #1: "Let's do the Doug DeMuro!"
Guy #2: "Not with the quirks and features again!"
Guy #1: "Still better than the Scotty Kilmer's 'rev up your engines' position."
Guy #3: "For more info, go to autotrader.com/oversteer"

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The Janitor

When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it.

A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV

Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor!

Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.

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Slap my cheeks

A sexual activity that involves you to slap one's cheeks for the "pleasure" but it could also be used for dicipline.

Something you will never be able to do but to your sister.

...or your Daddy

Your Strict Parent: "Timmy, you're in big trouble!"
Timmy: "So you're gonna slap my cheeks again?"

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A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

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Sicko mode or Mo bamba

Shit music that only retards listen to try to pick which is best or when actual humans with brains pick which is larger than the shittiest one.

Some dude: Hey nigga, listen to Sicko mode or Mo bamba?
Me: No dumb cunt, go listen to shit that's actually good, maybe it will raise your IQ.

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On Ice

Liberals when Trump is president, they stop with what they are doing and start heading to their safe-space California and do nothing but complain and being "afraid" of men.

Todd: I heard Trump was elected.

Dan: Yeah, and the liberals are on ice for the first time since Bush.

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