On Ice

Liberals when Trump is president, they stop with what they are doing and start heading to their safe-space California and do nothing but complain and being "afraid" of men.

Todd: I heard Trump was elected.

Dan: Yeah, and the liberals are on ice for the first time since Bush.

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Canada

A country north of The United States of America.

Also a safe space where liberals "move to" when a president they don't like gets elected and when their safe space in California isn't enough.

Mike: "So you heard about the libtards moving to Canada now simply because of Donald Trump being elected?"
Shawn: "Yeah, and maybe we should build a wall at the border up north to keep the snowflakes out too!"

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Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.

Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."

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