Slap my cheeks

A sexual activity that involves you to slap one's cheeks for the "pleasure" but it could also be used for dicipline.

Something you will never be able to do but to your sister.

...or your Daddy

Your Strict Parent: "Timmy, you're in big trouble!"
Timmy: "So you're gonna slap my cheeks again?"

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A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

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Sicko mode or Mo bamba

Shit music that only retards listen to try to pick which is best or when actual humans with brains pick which is larger than the shittiest one.

Some dude: Hey nigga, listen to Sicko mode or Mo bamba?
Me: No dumb cunt, go listen to shit that's actually good, maybe it will raise your IQ.

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